The Mean Geek

parody-bendis is king

admin — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:00:22 +0000

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of bendis
In each and every one of you out there.
Lemme tell ya…
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll…
bendis is everywhere
bendis is everything
bendis is everybody
bendis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big B’s
Inside of you and me
bendis is everywhere, man!
He’s in everything.
He’s in everybody…
bendis is in your jeans.
He’s in your cheesburgers
bendis is in Nutty Buddies!
bendis is in your mom!
He’s in everybody.
He’s in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got bendis in ‘em too
bendis is in everybody out there.
Everybody’s got bendis in them!
Everybody except one person that is…
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of bendis.
The Anti-bendis
Anti-bendis got no bendis in ‘em,
lemme tell ya.
Alan Moore has no bendis in him.
And bendis is in Robert Kirkman
but he’s trying to get out, man!
He’s trying to get out!
Listen up Bobbie Baby!
bendis is everywhere
bendis is everything
bendis is everybody
bendis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E’s
Inside of you and me
Man, there’s a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck’s going on?
Let me tell ya!
Who built the pyramids?
bendis!
Who built Stonehenge?
bendis!
Yeah, man you see guys
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they’re talking to allah,
they’re talking to themself.
Man, no they’re talking to bendis!
bendis! bendis!
You know whats going on in that Bermuda

Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
bendis needs boats.
bendis needs boats.
bendis bendis bendis
bendis bendis bendis
bendis needs boats.
Aahh! The Sailing bendis!
Captain bendis!
Commodore bendis it is.
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don’t look like like Doctor Spock.
They don’t look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.
They look like bendis.
bendis!
Everybody in outer space looks like bendis.
Cause bendis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony

towards bendisness
Soon all will become bendis.
Everything everywhere will be bendis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It’s really bendislution!
bendislution!
bendis is everywhere
bendis is everything
bendis is everybody
bendis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big B’s
Inside of you and me
That’s right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of bendis inside of you.
Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say “bendis, heal me!”
“Save me, bendis!”
“Make me be born again
in the perfect bendis light”
That’s right!
You’ve got that bendis inside of ya
and he’s talkin to ya
He says he wants you to write!
Everybody’s got to write like the king!
Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either
Everybody!
Yeah, we’re rockin now!
bendis is with us.
He’s with us and he’s speaking to us.
He says “Peoples!”
“Peoples!”
“Everybody!”
“Everybody got to write!”
bendis is everywhere
bendis is everything
bendis is everybody
bendis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E’s
Inside of you and me
bendis is everywhere
bendis is everything
bendis is everybody
bendis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big B’s
Inside of you and me
bendis!

apologies to mojo nixon and skid roper.

Episode #53-”Batman=BACON!”

admin — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:01:55 +0000

We cover The Grim Hunt, note that Batman makes everything better, much like Bacon, OMIT, want superhoeroes to get more breaks from the action, talk Iron Man 28, still freaking hate the name Detroit Steel, and seriously, want just a few quiet moments here and there. Things just barrel forward and note that Secret Warriors really beliongs to Dum Dum Dugan

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Episode 52

AN Appeal

admin — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 13:46:59 +0000

Hey Kids!

TechJedi is comin up on his 25th anniversary reading comics-a milestone to be sure.

Now, back in 95, I celebrated 10 years by giving up all comic purchases for a month, and taking that money and buying one huge book, Batman #200-

And it’s still the Pride and Joy of my collection-
but now it’s been 15 years since that and I wasnt an even bigger, cooler book to mark this extended period of involvement in comics. Suggestions? note that i probably spend 130-160 dollars a month. So figure in that range. Suggestions can be dropped in the comments or mailed to themeanergeek@gmail.com

Episode #51-”Backseat Zombie Shooter”

admin — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 20:44:06 +0000

We tried something different, and somehow, just somehow, it didn’t work. Our prestine and untarnished reputation of being the biggest doofus’s in podcasting remains unchanged. Covering the latest Fantastic Four, Generation Lost #4, Batman & Robin 13, Superman with JMS, and more.

Episode #51

Episode 50-You Smell Like Jeremiah Arkham-PUNCH!

admin — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:56:03 +0000

This is it kids, we finish off Episode 50 (which strictly speaking should be 52-but there were other two parters) with a raucus, raunchy, laugh out loud hour and a half of listener requests, piles, and more digressions than you can shake a cape at. Or a Cosmic Rod. or a whip. Anyway.

We cover a lot of Avengers stuff, worry about JMS and Wonder Woman, Detective, Zatanna, Tom Strong, I, Zombie, and so much more. Give us a listen and see what you think!

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Episode 50 B

As Promised

admin — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 00:53:49 +0000

Pictures from Connecticon 2010! Everybody did a great job with thei costumes, we just had to show them off.

On The Way-Tonight, July 13

admin — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:12:36 +0000

Pictures from Connecticon, the only large scale fan con in Connecticut. TechJedi took his nerdy niece to see the freaky anime kids, buy some books, and have a good time. Pictures later.

And tomorrow, the second half of Episode 50-continuing the listener feedback/suggestions, more pile, and longer digressions than you can shake a Furry at.

Episode 50-pt 1-”Two Epic Mounts Just Sounds Dirty”

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 01:31:25 +0000

This week, the Rev and TechJedi celebrate their 50th Podcast all by their lonesomes! But it;s a fun time for listeners, since we got listener feedback, a pile, and flip flop around tangents so weird you’ll wonder why we try to have a format at all! Come listen, and join us for Episode 50_B later this month.

Salud!

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EPISODE 50!

Episode 49-Skip the Effing Title!

admin — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 22:49:34 +0000

Utter, complete, and mostly worthless ramblings and observations. We get ready to eexecute the GREAT BIG FAT 50, so we’re just chilling and drinking and talking whatever hits us. We got great Batman memories (or not), we got Neil Young trying t save the world, and so many other goofy things we really don’t knwo how else to categorize them.

Episode 49

Episode#48-”What Heroes Do We Have with Bird-Names?”

admin — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 00:14:07 +0000

HUGE pile to go through this time. I got no summary. I hate Green Hornet. Suffer.

Episode #48

Episode #47-”Chimp Suckin Bastard!”

admin — Wed, 19 May 2010 00:15:37 +0000

Nice one this time out-Visited the First “Comi-Conn” soon to be Connecticuts’ premiere Con, and had a great time. Met lots of good peoplpe including Ron Marz and Dan Jurgens, then jump right into Iron Man 2 review, and lots of general randomness.

Episode #47

Episode #46-”I Never Expected Snowbird!”

admin — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 01:26:40 +0000

Here we closing in on our grand Episode fifty and Free Comic Book Day! We go through an extensive deconstruction of Tony Isabella’s “1000 Comics You Must Read”, which you know, coulda been more “must read”.

Then we dive head first into a pile, talking about Secret Warriors, Nemesis, Irredeemable, Incorruptible, remember Woozy Winks, The Guild, She Hulk-Sensational, Green Arrows’ downfall, Victorian undead, Christ it’s alot of books.

Episode #46

Episode 45- “Works Everytime!”

admin — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 23:18:01 +0000

The Rev and TechJedi lament Dick Giordano’s passing, some jackass needs a schooling, covering blackest night and power rings, runaways, dark reign, crazy 50s cap, kick ass, and the beginnings of 1000 comics you must read.

and i want my frickin ted kord back.

Episode #45

Episode #44-EDGEWISE

admin — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 16:51:03 +0000

April 9 2010 Episode #44 The Last of the Sococon Interviews-Next week with 45, we go back to general silliness. This time around we have Everett Soares, Creator of Sky Pirates of Valendor, holding court on just about anything. We pretty much let him go till the street lights came on, but he’s damn funny.

Episode #44

Episode #43-Interviews@Sococn, pt1 SteveK and GWP in da HOUUUUZZZE!

admin — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:21:57 +0000

So begins our first set of interviews recorded at SoCoCon! Featuring Steve Kanaras of Free Lunch Comics- See what he has to say about the state of indies in the region, hear what Free Lunch Comics has in store for you!

After Steve are Hector Rodriguez and Kieth Murphy, of Guild Works Publications.

Comicbook Artist Guild President
http://www.comicartguild.com
Guild Works Publications Art Director http://www.gwpbooks.com

Episode 43

Episode 42-SoCoCon Unleashed!

admin — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 13:01:45 +0000

The First Southern Connecticut Comic Con was a smash success and again we thank everyone involved, Cabo, Biggie, Danger, Silent, The Rev, yeah, and ME, TechJedi. THANKS ME!

This is a short warm up episode covering a few things we picked up early on, getting ready for hours of interviews. Special return cocohost Victor Warhammer appears! Have fun with it, Next week we bring the first of three interviews from attendee guests.

Episode #42

Episode#41-”The Holy Triumvirate of F*** Off”

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:12:38 +0000

One more Pile before the Unleashing of the SouthernConnecticut ComicCon recordings.

We talk Seige, hated Uranian, Wonder Woman, Batgirl, reminisce on Batman Family, Skull the Slayer, Eurohit, still hate A-bomb, THE FRAT BOY ABOMINATION, Detective Comics, oh yeah, and Hit monkey BLOWS.

Episode #41

SO!CO!CON!

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:28:09 +0000

Was a Great Success!

Vendors, participants, and Guests all had a great time, got good bargains, and walked away with stuff they wanted.

Would like to offer up a HUGE hand of applause and gracious thanks to Ron Garney, our featured guest, who slogged through nasty New England rain and a child inflicted eye injury to spend a couple hours with us, he’s a real trouper that deserves your buying anything he’s done. If you see him at a con somewhere else, thank him again for us!

We’d also like to take a minute to thank the CAG, Jolly Rogue Studios/Everett Soares, Free Lunch Studios/Steve Kanaras, Guild Works Publications/Keith Murphy and Hector Rodiguez , creator of Hells’ Blood.

Keith, Everett, Steve, Hector, all gave great interviews available for listening in episodes (roughly) 42 and 43 of THE MEAN GEEK.

oh yeah, and Episode 41 should be available very very soon.

THE BIG DAY!

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:01:19 +0000

Hey Kids! it’s official! We’re here at the Southern Connecticut Comics Show, in full swing, all day long. Expect several episodes out of this little adventure, from 42 to who knows.

1st Anniversary!

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:02:23 +0000

March fifth marks the one year anniversary of The Mean Geek, our inaugural episode having been recorded in 2009.

To those that have been gracious enough to listen in, we appreciate it, and to the few who have actually responded and contributed, we appreciate it even more. Hang with us through the next year and we’ll try to give you even more fun, profanity, and searing cynical insight!

Bless you, Fuckers.