Comics Podcasting on the Edge of Civility

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of bendis
In each and every one of you out there.
Lemme tell ya…
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll…
bendis is everywhere
bendis is everything
bendis is everybody
bendis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big B’s
Inside of you and me
bendis is everywhere, man!
He’s in everything.
He’s in everybody…
bendis is in your jeans.
He’s in your cheesburgers
bendis is in Nutty Buddies!
bendis is in your mom!
He’s in everybody.
He’s in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got bendis in ‘em too
bendis is in everybody out there.
Everybody’s got bendis in them!
Everybody except one person that is…
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of bendis.
The Anti-bendis
Anti-bendis got no bendis in ‘em,
lemme tell ya.
Alan Moore has no bendis in him.
And bendis is in Robert Kirkman
but he’s trying to get out, man!
He’s trying to get out!
Listen up Bobbie Baby!
bendis is everywhere
bendis is everything
bendis is everybody
bendis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E’s
Inside of you and me
Man, there’s a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck’s going on?
Let me tell ya!
Who built the pyramids?
bendis!
Who built Stonehenge?
bendis!
Yeah, man you see guys
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they’re talking to allah,
they’re talking to themself.
Man, no they’re talking to bendis!
bendis! bendis!
You know whats going on in that Bermuda

Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
bendis needs boats.
bendis needs boats.
bendis bendis bendis
bendis bendis bendis
bendis needs boats.
Aahh! The Sailing bendis!
Captain bendis!
Commodore bendis it is.
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don’t look like like Doctor Spock.
They don’t look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.
They look like bendis.
bendis!
Everybody in outer space looks like bendis.
Cause bendis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony

towards bendisness
Soon all will become bendis.
Everything everywhere will be bendis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It’s really bendislution!
bendislution!
bendis is everywhere
bendis is everything
bendis is everybody
bendis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big B’s
Inside of you and me
That’s right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of bendis inside of you.
Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say “bendis, heal me!”
“Save me, bendis!”
“Make me be born again
in the perfect bendis light”
That’s right!
You’ve got that bendis inside of ya
and he’s talkin to ya
He says he wants you to write!
Everybody’s got to write like the king!
Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either
Everybody!
Yeah, we’re rockin now!
bendis is with us.
He’s with us and he’s speaking to us.
He says “Peoples!”
“Peoples!”
“Everybody!”
“Everybody got to write!”
bendis is everywhere
bendis is everything
bendis is everybody
bendis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E’s
Inside of you and me
bendis is everywhere
bendis is everything
bendis is everybody
bendis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big B’s
Inside of you and me
bendis!

apologies to mojo nixon and skid roper.

We cover The Grim Hunt, note that Batman makes everything better, much like Bacon, OMIT, want superhoeroes to get more breaks from the action, talk Iron Man 28, still freaking hate the name Detroit Steel, and seriously, want just a few quiet moments here and there. Things just barrel forward and note that Secret Warriors really beliongs to Dum Dum Dugan

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Episode 52

Hey Kids!

TechJedi is comin up on his 25th anniversary reading comics-a milestone to be sure.

Now, back in 95, I celebrated 10 years by giving up all comic purchases for a month, and taking that money and buying one huge book, Batman #200-

And it’s still the Pride and Joy of my collection-
but now it’s been 15 years since that and I wasnt an even bigger, cooler book to mark this extended period of involvement in comics. Suggestions? note that i probably spend 130-160 dollars a month. So figure in that range. Suggestions can be dropped in the comments or mailed to themeanergeek@gmail.com

We tried something different, and somehow, just somehow, it didn’t work. Our prestine and untarnished reputation of being the biggest doofus’s in podcasting remains unchanged. Covering the latest Fantastic Four, Generation Lost #4, Batman & Robin 13, Superman with JMS, and more.

Episode #51

This is it kids, we finish off Episode 50 (which strictly speaking should be 52-but there were other two parters)  with a raucus, raunchy, laugh out loud hour and a half of listener requests, piles, and more digressions than you can shake a cape at. Or a Cosmic Rod. or a whip. Anyway.

We cover a lot of Avengers stuff, worry about JMS and Wonder Woman, Detective, Zatanna, Tom Strong, I, Zombie, and so much more. Give us a listen and see what you think!

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Episode 50 B

Pictures from Connecticon 2010! Everybody did a great job with thei costumes, we just had to show them off.

Pictures from Connecticon, the only large scale fan con in Connecticut. TechJedi took his nerdy niece to see the freaky anime kids, buy some books, and have a good time. Pictures later.

And tomorrow, the second half of Episode 50-continuing the listener feedback/suggestions, more pile, and longer digressions than you can shake a Furry at.

This week, the Rev and TechJedi celebrate their 50th Podcast all by their lonesomes! But it;s a fun time for listeners, since we got listener feedback, a pile, and flip flop around tangents so weird you’ll wonder why we try to have a format at all! Come listen, and join us for Episode 50_B later this month.

Salud!

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EPISODE 50!

Utter, complete, and mostly worthless ramblings and observations. We get ready to eexecute the GREAT BIG FAT 50, so we’re just chilling and drinking and talking whatever hits us. We got great Batman memories (or not), we got Neil Young trying t save the world, and so many other goofy things we really don’t knwo how else to categorize them.

Episode 49

HUGE pile to go through this time.  I got no summary.  I hate Green Hornet. Suffer.

Episode #48